Saturday, March 31, 2007

D-I-V-O-R-C-E surprise for Britney and K-Fed

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The couple, who married
in September 2004 before Britney filed for divorce last November, agreed the deal during a five-hour meeting in Los Angeles yesterday (29.03.07).
Kevin is rumoured to be receiving a $1 million payment, with the couple sharing custody of their two sons, 18-month-old Sean Preston and Jayden James, six months.
A spokesman for Kevin's attorney said: "The parties signed a global agreement on all issues of their marriage and custody of their children." He refused to elaborate on the terms of the settlement, but revealed they had reached an agreement on financial matters.
A judge must approve the agreement before the divorce is finalised.
During the meeting, Kevin, 29, took a cigarette break and Britney, 25, followed him outside where they spent 15 minutes talking.
The meeting took place in Britney's attorney Laura Wasser's office in California's Century City.
The estranged couple agreed to temporarily share custody of their sons in January, but Kevin took over custody when Britney checked into Malibu's Promises Rehab centre in February.

Who in the world would have guessed that K-Fed would turn out to be a nice guy?!!!

We kept awaiting word that Britney would be crucified in the divorce for being the poster child for birth control....but ... K-Fed turned out to be really decent... or at least appears to be.. we give snaps to the young ex-couple for making better choices than say... the soon to be ex-McCartney.

Now with self proclaimed "charity activist" (we still cannot figure what she actually does for a salary!) Mills..... there is a poster child for the iron clad prenup!


Friday, March 30, 2007

Private Practice for Grey's Anatomy...

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Kate Walsh and Taye Diggs in Private Practice??

From BuddyTV:

Private Practice', is the name the Grey's Anatomy spin off will be called by for now, but ABC exec's are quick to caution that this may change. The two hour episode set to sample the themes of the series will debut May 10th, but don't think of it as a pilot. Grey's Anatomy is riding a high enough wave at this point that the second series is virtually a lock whether the initial sample piques interests or not.

The Storyline from the Defamer:
Following her recent disastrous romantic misfortunes, Addison (Kate Walsh) travels to Santa Monica to seek advice from her old medical school pals, Naomi (Merrin Dungey) and Jackson (Taye Diggs) whom she believes have it all: a beautiful teenage daughter, a great marriage and a highly successful health cooperative.

Addison quickly learns that Jackson, also a successful TV health guru, has divorced Naomi. During the visit, Addison also meets the rest of the gang at the cooperative: a widowed alternative medicine doctor, a self-doubting therapist, and a male gynecologist who knows little about women, and realizes she is on familiar ground.

Addison concludes that the personal lives of the people around her may be a mess, but professionally they stand out. (Sounds like those crazy interns, right?) So she decides to leave Seattle Grace behind and join the Oceanside Wellness Group team.

Wish we were impressed... but we are not. The cast ... less than to be desired... the storyline is lame.. at best. If Addison followed a guy somewhere and he bailed and she decided to stay... very Shirley Valentinesesque... then we might have something. But otherwise... lame.

Oh well we will always have McDreamy...

Patrick Dempsey & friends


Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Posh and Kate create childrens clothes?! Lovely!

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Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes are to launch a children's clothing line. The pair, who have bonded over their love of fashion and motherhood, are planning to combine their skills and passions by designing their own range for children. A source told Britain's Daily Express newspaper: "They are both really excited about this new project. Katie recently sketched out some designs for a party dress for Suri's first birthday and Victoria saw there was the potential there for the two of them to come up with some great designs. "As they are both mothers who love fashion, it couldn't have been more ideal for them." Victoria, 32 - who is mother to sons Brooklyn, eight, Romeo, six, and Cruz, two – already has her own jeans and designer sunglasses range. Katie, 27, and husband Tom Cruise's daughter, Suri, will turn one next month. Since Victoria and David announced their upcoming move to Los Angeles, Victoria and former 'Dawson's Creek' star Katie have become very close, attending fashion events together.

We think this would be divine! We cannot wait to see the two fashionistas' creations... but... will our children have to be a size "0"?


Angelina Jolie gives her adopted children more attention.. Shiloh is privileged...


The 31-year-old actress admits she is more inclined to lavish attention on her adopted children, Pax Thien, Maddox and Zahara, because her 10-month-old daughter Shiloh - her baby with partner Brad Pitt – has had a "privileged" start in life.

She told Britain's OK! magazine: 'I think I feel so much more for Mad and Zee because they're survivors - they came through so much. Shiloh seemed privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her. I met my other kids when they were six months old, they came with personality.
'A newborn really is this - yes, a blob! But now she's starting to have a personality. I'm conscious that I have to make sure I don't ignore her needs because I think the others are more vulnerable.' Angelina recently revealed she plans to be a stay-at-home mother to her newly adopted Vietnamese son Pax.

Poor thing... clearly dear Angie has no idea how to be a "good" mother. Favoritism in print... she may fare well with one or two of her adopted children... but her actual - "bio baby", Shiloh is going to be one messed up little darling... maybe Brad can actually teach their bio baby about unconditional love and self esteem... Angelina has no clue about those concepts...

If you ask us... Shiloh was born with a serious challenge to overcome.. her name is Angelina Jolie, sometimes known as her mother.


Jake and Reese... "sitting in a tree...K I S S I N G.."

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Gossipnista Perez Hilton is reporting:
"They are 100% dating," says a close insider. "Reese and Jake are being smart about things and keeping their relationship
very discrete and out of the public eye."

You go girl! We are loving all of the choices on your "bye bye Ryan" makeover!


Dancing with the Stars... more cheez

We were so glad to see that Hannah Montana's Daddy...

er.. we mean ... Billy Ray Cyrus was still in the mix after the first round of cuts on Dancing with the Stars..Our daughters were relieved!

Heather,the single legged, gold-digging, "look at me! Aren't I amazing?!" Mills, unfortunately remains... hmm.. a "charity activist"... how does she actually make a living? ... other than through McCartney money.

Former 80's Pinup girl bid us farewell... it is sad when someone who was a Car's Babe from Drive doesn't make it through the first round... dear.. not aging well Paulina...good pic though..

We see a departure in the future of Shandi... poor thing.

Toodles for now..

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Miss USA Pageant... sad

We would rarely if ever watch the Miss USA pageant... but there was literally nothing else on! It was the time of night for complete,mindless, television. The Miss USA pageant was ideal.

The good... the bad .... and the ugly. If these women profiled on this show were the most beautiful in our country... all we can say is... we are in serious trouble.

What complete skags! Yuck... yuck... yuck.. As Coco Moms, we actually care for our appearance ... we could not believe, the women the Miss USA had passing for beautiful!

Even Miss Texas (traditionally quite lovely) and Miss California (needs a good esthetician!) were hardly palatable.

2007 Miss USA Competition Magen Ellis, Miss Texas
(OMG - what a good airbrush can do!)
There were perhaps 4 or 5 and we mean only 4 or 5 women that could pass even a mere Coco Standard - Miss South Carolina,

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Miss Virginia,
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Miss Wisconsin, Miss North Carolina,

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and of course (the only decent looking girl in the top 5) Miss Tennessee...our new Miss USA.
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As for the rest...some were borderline passable... but most looked really....harsh....

We will watch Andy Griffith reruns next time...


Brangelina's saga continues...ahh diversity

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According to the National Ledger:

Though Pitt has famously stated that he wanted a ton of kids, enough to fill a soccer team, a report from the UK Mirror claims it is Jolie's way or the highway for Mr. Pitt. In the report a friend tells the newspaper that it is Jolie that 'wears the pants in the family.' "Angelina wears the trousers in the relationship and Brad is happy to go along with anything that will make her happy, says the friend. Some friend, that sounds bad for Pitt.

"He very much wanted her to wait (to push through the adoption) until he was through with the movie he was filming, but she just went right ahead with signing the adoption papers."

On top of this, stories have just surfaced that the bio-mom of Angelina's latest liter pick is a heroine addict, and bio-mom never signed the adoption papers herself, rather it was her parents that signed the papers!

We guess in this case the blonde rule applies... blonde, beautiful, ... brainless - Brad.

That poor kid... he is going to be in the middle of a serious mess.. brought to us by - Dear Angie.

Because we know how important diversity is...


Friday, March 23, 2007

Grey's Anatomy - George is a WEASEL!

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Darling, darling George! What a weasel!!! Cheat,... forget,.. remember... liar! What a weasel! No apology, acceptance of responsibility... thank goodness eventually... it will all come out. Of course.. it is after all Grey's Anatomy... everything comes out... even their cast!

So - other than weaselly George we have, our Adonis being his usual charming, perfect... we "want to bottle him" self... ahhh Derek we are completely enthralled with your character - it doesn't hurt that you are some kind of gorgeous too! We can focus on little else than his amazing eyes when he is tearing up in a scene... he is just tooo hot!

We think Alex just needs to get weaselly George and teach him a few things about being a real man (at least on the show!). Whatever happened to sweet, wonderful, loyal George? We really miss liking his character.


Thursday, March 22, 2007

Lindsay Lohan's mom will never be Coco

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Bryan, Jamie Lynne (Britney's siblings) and Lynne Spears

From WENN:

Lindsay Lohan's mother Dina has chastised Lynne Spears for not speaking out in defence of her troubled daughter Britney Spears.

Spears recently left the Promises rehabilitation center in California after completing a 30-day program to fight substance abuse.
But Dina Lohan believes the TOXIC singer's mother should have stood up for her daughter earlier against the scathing media reports criticising Spears' downward spiral into rehab.
She says, "I don't know her mom. But I love this kid, and I feel so badly for her because I'm amom. The girl is a beautiful kid. She married some guy just to get out of the limelight. Cut her some slack.

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"Her mother, I'm surprised she didn't come forward. I'm not gonna sit back and go, 'You're gonna trash my kid?' If my daughter was in high school, I would be at the principal's office. Hello?"

Darling Dina... why defend your child when the right answer is to protect your darling in the firs place? Dina Lohan is the worst example of the kind of mother that we respect. The party calls to Dina not motherhood. Perhaps ... dear Dina is simply under the delusion that a family that "parties" together stays together?


Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Tom Cruise is NOT stalking anyone... lol

From ninemsn:

In what was probably a bid to save souls — or "thetans", as they are called in Scientology — Tom Cruise reportedly left 18 messages on the Beckham's phone in one hour.

"Victoria is sick and tired of Tom being on her back about Scientology," a source told Us Weekly.

In addition to dealing with Tom's constant begging to get her to join the church, Victoria has also reportedly had to cope with his wife Katie Holmes — who is using Posh as a shoulder to cry on.

"Katie has been crying over the phone," the source said. "She's frustrated. Tom is denying her every single thing."

"Once, Katie and Victoria talked on the phone for four hours," the insider added.

David and Victoria Beckham are moving to LA this year, and have formed a public friendship with the Holmes-Cruise clan.

But Tom's antics appear to be driving the couple mad.

"Victoria is an old-fashioned British woman who believes in God. She finds it quite rude that Tom is bugging her so much. Not too long ago, Tom left 18 messages in one hour to get them to join the church," a source told the magazine.

The source said the ex-Spice Girl, 32, told the Top Gun actor that enough is enough. "When she says no, she means no."

But Cruise's spokesperson says the allegations aren't true. "This is completely false. Tom does not and never has encouraged anyone to adopt Scientology."

Tom... Tom... Tom... dear. Of course, you have never tried to influence anyone into adopting Scientology... not Katie, or Nicole... no one...never...

Nicole was always able to pursue her Catholic religion of choice... just as Katie has the same choice...

You are not a darling control freak either...madness... we are certain of that.
(ahem... just clearing our throats dear, of course... we are not laughing)

But leaving 18 messages? We are afraid dear Tom that is just ... a bit... on the desperate ... red flag waving... side.

Toodles for now!

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Jennifer Garner to be Mr. Spock's squeeze?

More buzz for Trekkie fans:

Rumor has it that Jennifer Garner will be playing Adrian Brody's (Mr. Spock's) love interest in upcoming Star Trek saga due out Christmas 2008.

We actually think Angelina Jolie would be a great Vulcan... she is definitely way "out there" enough. She and Adrian could make a good team ... as long as he is not in a committed relationship... he should be safe.

Jen Garner is cute... in a giggly girl way... we suppose. Maybe that is why she is not playing Kirk's (Matt Damon) S/O... you actually need to be "hot" to pull that off. image “” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.

How about Katherine Heigl???

AOL also reports:
Star Trek XI will begin shooting this October, occupying five stages on the Paramount lot in Los Angeles. However, most of those stages will be used for alien locations and not for, say, Starfleet Academy classrooms. So, unlike early rumors, the plot will most likely revolve around Kirk and Spock's first mission together, instead of two hours worth of Academy shenanigans.

Toodles for now!

Dancing with the Stars... cheez

Yes, we know... Dancing with the Stars is the most Cheezy bit of TV out there... but, we have to admit... we watched..

After all, it was very important to see if the McCartney Gold-digger, Heather Mills, would really "break a leg"... No, she did not improve her image with us... no matter how "brave" everyone wants to claim she is - she is still trying to take Paul McCartney (the cute one) to the cleaners. We can still see a publicity stunt when it is presented to us... dear Heather.

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We also wanted to know if "Hannah Montana" would be watching her Daddy. Well, maybe not "we" but certainly our daughters that are aligned with the Disney Channel. BTW - yes, voted 3 times for Billy Ray out of shear loyalty.

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As for the rest... well, John Ratzenberg was really decent. Laila Ali was really good. Joey Fatone was really entertaining. Clyde Drexler maintained his cool... but... we have to say, the judges called (former Miss USA) Shandi Finnessey and her partner "Barbie and Ken" ... our opinion is that the true "Barbie and Ken" was the last couple Apollo Anton Ohno and his partner... wow... those two together were just adorable.

It is completely cheezy.. but we want to see what happens next... hopefully Heather (full of herself) Mills will say so long to the U.S.... but some people buy that she's a martyr.. geez... she is soo not attractive... and such an uncoco anything mother.. did she mention her daughter?
What a train wreck..


Hottest Man on TV... no surprise..

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From the AP:
Three doctors from "Grey's Anatomy" are on TV Guide's list of the sexiest actors on the tube:
Dr. McDreamy, Patrick Dempsey, tops the list of sexiest actors. Justin Chambers ranks ninth.

No Shock to our system...He is the reason no "mom events" are ever successful on Thursdays.. McDreamy is the stuff that our dreams are made of.. the man is so way better in his 40's.

Sad to scorching hot... Dempsey was a late bloomer... but what a man... what a sexy man..


Monday, March 19, 2007

Did Hermione Granger just jump the shark?

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From World Entertainment News Network:

HARRY POTTER star Emma Watson has reportedly refused to sign a new contract to star in the last two movies in the J.K. ROWLING fantasy series - despite being offered £2 million ($3.9 million) to continue her role as Hermione Granger.
The 16-year-old - who was confronted by a crazed fan at her British school earlier this week (begs12MAR07) - has allegedly tired of her role as Harry Potter's best friend and wants to try new projects.
But her decision has thrown the final two films, HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE and HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS, into disarray, with films due to start later this year (07).
Rupert Grint, who plays Ron Weasley in the fantasy franchise, tells British newspaper the

News Of The World, "Emma doesn't want to do it any more. She's tired of being known as 'that girl from Harry Potter'.
"Daniel (Radcliffe) and I are distant from her now. We don't text or talk to her when we are not filming." movie giants Warner Brothers today (18MAR07) confirmed Watson has not signed on for any more Harry Potter Movies.

We are guilty of loving the Harry Potter books series so we were saddened at Dear Emma's decision.

We are just wondering if the poor dear has made this decision in haste - just because the boys have left you behind (no texting at all off set!) it doesn't mean your teenage years couldn't be spent in comfort with the Potter series... you were just starting into the whole ... "first love" parts.. We are sure someone will want you in a project.... somewhere..

Ahh youth.. the right to make bad choices...


Friday, March 16, 2007

Grey's Anatomy - Oh what a web we weave!

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So, if you watched it as it Tivo'd as we did - you know... if not... we won't spoil it. OMG - it was bound to happen... but now we kind of wished it was Alex. Poor, wicked rich, Callie. Lucky, as in "damn Lucky" Meredith. Enough said. Can't wait until March 29th. Ahhh we love Grey's Anatomy - dispite all of the drama off camera... McDreamy was amazing as always...


Angelina Jolie - Stay At Home Mom???


Angelina is taking a long break from her film career to focus on caring for her four children.
The actress has just adopted Vietnamese orphan PAX THIEN, three; adding to her large brood with partner Brad Pitt.
Jolie and Pitt are now full-time parents to four children under the age of five: Cambodian MADDOX, five; Ethiopian Zahara MARLEY, two; and their sole biological child SHILOH NOUVEL, 10 months.
Currently in Ho Chi Mihn City, Vietnam, where she formally adopted Pax yesterday (15MAR07), Jolie told local newspaper Ho Chi Minh City Law she was happy to be a full-time mother.
She says, "Now, I will stop making movies and will stay home to help Pax to get used to his new life.
"I have four children and taking care of the children is the most important thing for me at the moment. I am very proud and happy to be their mother."

Okay it only took her fourth child besides having one her own to decide to spend time with her kids? Well, we know who won't be getting nominated for Mom of the year.

Despite her plans for time out, Jolie recently signed on to play railroad
executive DAGNY TAGGART in the big-screen version of Ayn Rand's novel ATLAS SHRUGGED.

Do you ever get the feeling that Darling Angie is all about "saying" the right things rather than "doing" them???


Thursday, March 15, 2007

Hugh Grant, Sandra Bullock, and Drew Barrymore could have Hepatitis A

From Bang Showbiz biz:

Sandra Bullock, Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore may have contracted the illness after attending a US post-premiere party for 'Music and Lyrics' on February 7.
The event was catered for by Wolfgang Puck's company, and it has been now been revealed one of the cooks had Hepatitis A.
A letter was sent to guests warning them of a "public health issue" and saying they may be at risk of infection if they had eaten uncooked food.
Guests at risk were advised to get a gamma globulin shot within 14 days of exposure - before February 21. However, the letter wasn't sent out until March 1.
Sponsors of the party claim the Los Angeles County Department of Public Health did not inform them of the problem until February 28th.
The letter read: "The Department of Health has reassured the hosts on how very low the risk of infection is." Hosts of the 'Music and Lyrics' party insist no one who attended contracted Hepatitis A.
Wolfgang Puck's catering company also catered for a Sports Illustrated bash which was at the centre of a Hepatitis scare.
Beyoncé Knowles was one of the guests at risk of infection, but was given the all clear.

Geez... usually it is just the normal things, people you don't want to see, too much paparazzi, but Hepatitis A? Talk about a bad party!


Reese wins round 1 - hands down

What makes sense and what doesn't....

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Rebound hookup?! What a slump for Ryan Phillipe...Ashlee Simpson? But from Reese... we suppose Darling Ryan can only go down.


Brangelina - Trouble in Paradise

From The Bosh:

Angelina Jolie is reportedly upset with lover Brad Pitt, after the actor ignored her wishes over a passionate on-screen kiss in his latest film.

Just days after a paranoid Angelina Jolie reportedly barred Brad from kissing his sexy co-star Megan Brown, the actor openly defied her and went in for the steamy lip-lock anyway reports NW Magazine.

"The feeling among the crew was that Angelina didn't like the girl because she was a stunning redhead," says an on-set source on Brad's new film, The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button.

Brad has a history of falling in love with his co-stars, and insiders say Angelina Jolie is worried Brad could fall for Megan if they act out steamy scenes together. Brad has dated several leading ladies from the films he's worked on, including Gwyneth Paltrow, Juliette Lewis - and of course Angelina.

"Angelina is smart and the wheels in her head are turning. She knows that on a movie set directors look for sexual chemistry," says a source.

Brad Pitt is said to miss the strong, independent woman he fell in love with on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, and is getting tired of constantly telling Angelina Jolie he isn't going to leave her.

"Brad's supportive, but he doesn't like to constantly reassure Angelina," says a source.

Adds another, "He doesn't want to be stuck with an emotional train wreck. He likes an independent, self-confident woman."

Darling Angie, when you steal a man from someone else, you already know he is capable of cheating...therein lies the problem... for the ones who like to steal. We hope dear Jennifer is smiling..

Who wants to date or be with a basket case?

The interesting question we have: Who would get custody of Shiloh in court?


Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Sarah Jessica's "Bitten" Fashion

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From London Net:

The former 'Sex and the City' star presented her new design range Bitten during a private lunch at New York restaurant Indochine on Monday (03.12.07).
A source told the New York Post newspaper: "It is similar to the Olsen twins' adult line, The Row. Sarah is planning to sell the line to Steve and Barry's for somewhere between $1 million and $5 million." Steve and Barry's is a popular US high street chain. Its flagship storeis in New York Manhattan Mall.

The collection will include jeans, lingerie, casual wear and accessories with prices ranging from $7.98 to $14.98.

Sarah, 41, achieved fashion icon status after playing newspaper columnist Carrie in hit UScomedy 'Sex and the City' with an experimental style including tutus, name-plate necklaces and a passion for Jimmy Choo and Manolo Blahnik shoes.

We love "Carrie" although we are honestly more of a "Charlotte". But, "Carrie" had spunk. We are looking forward to seeing her darling line. Which fabulous femme from Sex in the City are you? (quiz)


Demi and Ashton Expecting?

From Bang

"Demi and husband Ashton Kutcher have previously confessed they want a child together and speculation is rife she is now expecting.
The actress' representative said: 'If or when Demi is pregnant, she and her husband will decide if that extremely private information should be made public.' Ashton is holding a press conference on Friday (16.03.07) to promote his new NBC show 'The Real Wedding Crashers" but has already announced he will not answer any personal questions.
An email said: 'Questions will be taken from in-person journalists as well as from press on the phone.
'Please do not ask Ashton Kutcher any 'personal' questions.' Demi, 44, said recently: "I most definitely want to have children with Ashton. Most definitely.
'Once you hit three, and you're outnumbered, it's really like, 'What's the difference between three or four or five?' 'For me, the most important thing that I've contributed is my children.' Ashton, 28, is close to his three step-daughters, Rumer, 18, Scout, 15, and Tallulah, 12, and has also expressed his desire to become a father."

At least the darling couple are not trying to Adopt!!!