Sunday, March 25, 2007

Miss USA Pageant... sad

We would rarely if ever watch the Miss USA pageant... but there was literally nothing else on! It was the time of night for complete,mindless, television. The Miss USA pageant was ideal.

The good... the bad .... and the ugly. If these women profiled on this show were the most beautiful in our country... all we can say is... we are in serious trouble.

What complete skags! Yuck... yuck... yuck.. As Coco Moms, we actually care for our appearance ... we could not believe, the women the Miss USA had passing for beautiful!

Even Miss Texas (traditionally quite lovely) and Miss California (needs a good esthetician!) were hardly palatable.


2007 Miss USA Competition Magen Ellis, Miss Texas
(OMG - what a good airbrush can do!)
There were perhaps 4 or 5 and we mean only 4 or 5 women that could pass even a mere Coco Standard - Miss South Carolina,

2007 Miss USA Competition


Miss Virginia,
2007 Miss USA Competition



Miss Wisconsin, Miss North Carolina,


2007 Miss USA Competition 2007 Miss USA Competition


and of course (the only decent looking girl in the top 5) Miss Tennessee...our new Miss USA.
2007 Miss USA Competition


As for the rest...some were borderline passable... but most looked really....harsh....


We will watch Andy Griffith reruns next time...

Toodles.