Saturday, July 12, 2008

Brad and Angelina: Increase their carbon footprint by two - names!

Brad and Angelina Jolie (no, that's no mistake, Brado) raise global warming awareness by bringing two more consumers into the world.

This time its a matching set - sort of like the salt and pepper pair they received at the wedding they have not held yet....

A boy and girl join Angelina's ark.. Names please..

Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline - no word yet which is the boy's name and which is the girl's.. Must have been the French influence of the offspring's birth place. Giving birth in Africa is so... 2006 - (don't cry Bono. We will buy the new album. Promise).

That makes six kiddos in the Bradgelina Bunch. Only need Alice to fill things out, folks.

Bookmakers in London wagered names "Mandela and Mojo" were on the table for first dibs.. Pay up, lads.