Hugh Grant Arrested

Photo from TMZ.com


Sooo, once again Hugh is having a bit of trouble with the law. This time it is not for prostitution, this time it is simply for being a jerk.

According to TMZ:
The actor, according to British press reports, allegedly kicked Ian Whittaker three times as Whittaker attempted to photograph him near his west London home. Whittaker alleges Grant then picked up a large carton of baked beans and threw them at the lensman, leaving him "bruised" and "battered" and slathered in the sticky mess.

Whittaker also claims that Grant asked him whether he had kids, and when he answered in the affirmative, said, "I hope they die of f**king cancer." Grant denies having said that.

Police did not confirm that it was Grant, 46, that had been arrested, but did say that a 46-year-old man had been arrested and made bail, and that he would be returning to a police station next month.


There are no excuses for that kind of behavior. We always thought darling Hugh was simply adorable... now we just think his cuteness is quickly wearing off...

Toodles.

Alec and Kim...

Okay, we have avoided commenting on this particular topic... you know the one.. "rude, thoughtless, little pig".. yada, yada, yada..

Here is our take. Poor Ireland. She is in the middle of feuding, selfish parents. Think about when we were eleven... confused, awkward... the kid is in trouble at both ends. It is our belief that Alec is far from perfect... with anger allowed to get to this level... Kim is also on the far from perfect scale. She needs to be the grown up and resolve this. They were married and chose to have a child for goodness sake. Their darling girl is going to be completely messed up.

What he did is wrong... he needs serious counseling in communication. But, what he and Kim are doing TOGETHER... is far, far more damaging.

We wish them luck and the love for their daughter they need ... to make better decisions and come out of this mess.

Toodles.

Rosie is outta there!

We are starting to believe in the old saying that "good things come in three's".

1. Sanjaya leaves Idol.
2. Heather Mills is booted from Dancing with the Stars.


3. Now, Rosie O'Donnell is leaving the View!!! Her last show is expected in Mid-June. Who cares why! We are sure it is something... personal.. as it always is with her.

Life is only getting better...

Toodles.

Hooray! Heather Mills is cast out!

We do not understand why all we are hearing about is how popular so called "charity activist" Mills was... even when she had a decent score from the Judges, Mills still landed in the "Bottom 2". The reason why is obvious... no one liked her enough to vote for her! When we look at others who scored far lower with the Judges... like John Ratzenberger or Billy Ray Cyrus... it is clear that America has spoken... and we do not like Heather Mills.
Cherio.. Heather.. bless her gold digging heart.


Toodles.

Dancing with the Stars... Hooray Heather is in bottom 2..

Although we sorry to see the Clyde Drexler go... we would have much rather see the "charity activist" Heather go bye,bye... we think perhaps it was to be expected eventually. Mr. Dexler seems to be charming and gracious man, absolute phenom in basketball, who worked very hard at his routines.... but never seemed comfortable on the dance floor.

Can we only hope that Heather Mills will make a speedy exit soon!

Clearly, the Judges are afraid to criticize her for anything ... they think it is not PC... they need to remember this is merely a publicity stunt for her... Mills is trying to add any positives she can in the U.S., since her own home country wants nothing to do with her!

Maybe she is less popular than she thought. If she doesn't score high on her routine... she doesn't have the fans calling in for her... Unlike the very popular Billy Ray Cyrus.

We think she needs to go...

We also think it will eventually come down to Joey Fatone and Apolo Anton Ohno...

Toodles.

American Idol does Country

Now... Melinda, where has she been hiding! What a great performance, lots of sass and style. She and Jordin are the contenders.

LaKisha, good but not great.

Blake ... well... not impressive.

Sings "A Broken Wing"

Jordin is still our pick for the one with that "it" factor. Her song made us tear up...


Phil was the surprise. He was awesome!


Sanjaya wasn't even entertaining. We don't hate him... we just don't think he is a talented singer... although his "Latin" performance was decent. It is time to go home, we think.


When Chris did his rendition of Rascal Flatts, Mayberry, it was preceded by an intro... where he said he was from Virginia. The Judges criticized him for not connecting with the song ...did they just use selective hearing?!!! The boy said he is from Virginia!!! We are sure his heart and mind are somewhere in Blacksburg. We felt for him so much! Good, bad, or ugly, it was clear where his thoughts were. We think he could have cared less about what Simon had to say...and certainly cannot fault his feelings. We hope Chris will be with us after tomorrow.


- Our prayers are with all those touched by the Virginia Tech Murders. We can only hope that the support from all of us can give you the strength you need to get through this...God bless and keep you.


As for the elimination... can we say Sanjaya? He so out classed by the rest.

Toodles!

Angelina Jolie - Every Mother's Nightmare

Angelina Jolie says she was "sexual" in kindergarten. Jolie, who is dating Brad Pitt, was interested in the opposite sex from a very early age and "made out" with boys at nursery.

She said in an interview with Britain's OK! magazine: "I was a member of a group called the Kissy Girls. I was very sexual in kindergarten. I created a game where I would kissthe boys and give them cooties. "Then we would make out and we would take our clothes off. I got in a lot of trouble!"

The brunette lost her virginity aged 14 to her first boyfriend, and has revealed she began cutting him with a knife after the sex "wasn't enough".

Angelina explained: "I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didn't feel enough. I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back.

"We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I'd cut myself. I have a lot of scars. "It was an age when I felt adventurous and after a few beers things happened."

The 31-year-old stopped self-harming when she adopted five-year-old Cambodian boy Maddox.

Angelina said: "It had something to do with becoming a mother. That was the biggest change in my life and made me feel complete. I learned to accept responsibility for myself, my children and my partner."

Okay, now this woman would be a good mother? No wonder she is so twisted in her view of family life!

I feel sorry for Brad Pitt's family... they went from Brad being with "normal and decent" to completely demented.

Toodles!

Divorce Hollywood Style

From TMZ:



Forbes just released the top ten most expensive celebrity divorces. At the top of the A-list, fat cash bust-ups is the pending divorce between millionaire baller Michael Jordan and his wife of 18 years -- which could cost Mike more than $150 million. Nothin' but net!



Harrison Ford, Kevin Costner, Steven Spielberg and Mick Jagger and their respective exes also rank high on the ka-ching split list. And let's not forget Paul McCartney and Heather Mills' split (ranked at number 6 on the list), which could cost the former Beatle an arm and a leg ... more than $60 million!

That's right dear Heather, you had more of your own money before you married Paul... now you will soon have money without the benefit of marriage... and it only took a couple of years..
How touching to see that marriage is so valued... at least in terms of money.

Toodles.

Harry Potter Theme Park in Orlando?

From PR-inside:

Fans of the popular children's book series will soon be able to step into the young wizard's magical world as Universal Studios is reportedly close to making a deal to build 'Harry Potter World' in Orlando. The theme park will feature a host of rides, including roller coasters, based on events and plots from JK Rowling's blockbuster books.


This could be way cool. Yes, we are a wee bit... ummm... nerdy.

Toodles.

Is it finally over??? Anna Nicole Smith

No shock to anyone, Anna Nicole Smith's baby girl is Birkhead's? That poor kid... she isn't going to know who is for real. Maybe now, Vicky Lynne Smith can rest in peace!

A little reminiscent of what happened with Gloria Vanderbilt... poor dear.

Toodles.

Elizabeth Hurley Sued for Inappropriate Wedding???

From theage.com:

AN Indian court will hear testimony this week that British model Elizabeth Hurley and her husband Arun Nayar mocked Hindu traditions with their "showcase" wedding.

An angry Jodhpur resident is taking legal action against the couple after seeing pictures of their lavish wedding in Hello! magazine, which reportedly paid $A4.82 million to cover the event exclusively.

Vishnu Khandelwal, a devout Hindu, said he was upset when he saw Hurley and Mr Nayar drinking alcohol before the ceremony and kissing near a sacred fire. "They sat on a sofa and they were supposed to sit on the floor," Mr Khandelwal said.

His petition to the court, which will decide whether or not to prosecute, also pointed out that Hurley wore leather footwear near the fire, in a land that worships the cow.

Indian law makes it a crime to "outrage" any group's religion with "deliberate and malicious intention".

Talk about the in laws disapproving.... poor Elizabeth... she finally gets a guy who wants to marry her and then we have the "stories of the outrageous".

Poor thing... we have a feeling if the couple were close to broke there would be less protest or notice...

Toodles.

Dancing with the Stars... Leeza.. NEXT

Yes, it is geeky but we switch to other shows as we admit to no one that we actually watch this cheez!

We think Leeza is next to go..bye,bye. Good costume this week though... she finally looked the part last night in her black outfit and her hair really done wild.


We applaud the judges for finally criticizing that unstable Mills "charity activist"... whatever that means in the real world!..

But, alas, we see Leeza departing next.

Toodles.

Top 9 American Idol - no break aways

Although both performances given by Haley and Gina were both very lack luster, we think Haley should have been the one to go. She clearly has less talent... but we suppose she is simply more entertaining than just a good voice.

We have our eyes on Jordin. We think she has that it factor of the contestants there...
but we have to say that there doesn't seem to be a real stand out.... As for Sanjaya, at some point the joke will get old.


Although we have a fav, Jordin, we are really not very impressed the entire line up. No amazing stand outs.

Oh well, we are sure Simon knows best.

Toodles.

Jen in her 7's

From Just Jared

Hollywood mommy Jennifer Garner sports her favorite 7 For All Mankind jeans (she practically lives in them) as she takes 16-month old baby Violet for a play date at a Brentwood park near her home on Monday morning.

After all the Easter eggs..travaganza... Nice to see normalcy... even when it is a star.

Toodles.

I AM NOT LINDSAY LOHAN!

From the Bosh

From TMZ:

"Heroes" cheerleader Hayden Panettiere was mistaken for Lindsay Lohan last night -- and was she ever pissed!

TMZ spotted Hayden leaving Hollywood hotspot L Scorpion last night with co-stars Milo Ventimiglia and Leonard Roberts, when a confused onlooker shouted out, "Give 'em hell Lindsay!" When one of the paps reiterated the fan's mistake, a huffy Hayden yelled back, " Don't Ever Call Me That Again"

Somehow, the Lilo fan didn't hear Hayden clearly and called her Lindsay again! Before Hayden could fire up her vocal chords to respond a second time, a paparazzo screamed a string of choice obscenities to the confused Lilo fan."


Poor Lilo... even her peers see her in that "Britney Break down" way.

We love Heroes.. but sweet Hayden needs to call her manners back in check... unless she wants be mistaken for Lilo more often.

Who exactly actually does admire Lindsay? We wonder if a fan base exist or just people "rubber necking" as they do an accident on roads...

Toodles.

Dancing with the Stars... bye bye Miss American Pie

What can we say... we called it last week.

Say bye bye to Ken and Barbie:

We think she just didn't have name recognition. He is just odd looking.

Next out...

Leeza ... maybe?

She just needs someone to help with those costumes...

Or Maybe it will be "Cliff"...

But we actually like them... this one is solely on audience support..

Who will win?

We think...

Joey Fatone

Apollo Anton Ohno

This is just an early guess, factoring in things like cuteness, ability to dance. There is always Laila Ali also... but all we know is that if "Charity Activist" Mills wins... America loses ... to a complete PR put on... she is slimy. Yuck!

Toodles

American Idol - swoons and tunes

We must admit ... we hate getting into AI until it is down to at least the top 10. There is only so much Simon we can bear.... As well as, disappointments in America somehow not agreeing with our choices!

Yes, yes, yes, we have heard all about Sanjaya...

If he could actually sing... we might have something to say.

As it is... we think he has great potential as a comedic star or as a topic of a really bad TV Movie.

Why is he still standing??? America has a wicked sense of humor!

When The Phenomenal Tony Bennett spoke of what Chaplin's song "Smile" meant to him... we cried.

When we heard Gina sing it... we only wished it was Tony...


Our pick for Idol worthy for the Night?

That would be Jordin. She sang "On A Clear Day", we must admit we like hers far better than any other version we have heard... including Babs in the movie of the same title.

She just hit it.

What can we say... she sang with that "wow" factor.


Who should go? That Haley creature. Talent + Beauty. Not just a voice without legs...

Our only wish .... someone would have done the song "The Good Life"... Tony Bennett Rocks!

Toodles.

Movies We Can't Wait to See

photo from: justjared

Made of Honor

From Grey's Anatomy Insider:

According to Variety, Grey’s Anatomy star Patrick Dempsey has signed a deal to star as the lead in Columbia Pictures’ romantic comedy Made of Honor, being produced by Neal Moritz’s Original film.

A director has not yet been hired for the project. The film is a male-driven romantic comedy about a guy (Patrick Dempsey) whose dream girl asks unexpectedly him to be her maid of honor. In an attempt to win her heart, he agrees.

Made of Honor is based on a speculative script by Adam Sztykiel and was given the green light after a rewrite by Deborah Kaplan and Harry Elfont.

27 Dresses

From Zap2it.com:

Katherine Heigl has had difficulties with love on "Grey's Anatomy," but that's nothing compared to the plight of her character in the upcoming romantic comedy "27 Dresses."

According to Variety, Heigl has signed on to play a woman who has experienced the honor of being a bridesmaid on 27 occasions. Her latest bridesmaid gig is for her sister, who happens to be marrying the man that the bridesmaid loves.

The film, financed by Spyglass, will be directed by "Step Up" helmer Anne Fletcher from a script by Aline Brosh McKenna ("The Devil Wears Prada") with a polish by Dana Fox ("The Wedding Date"). Shooting will begin in May in New York and Rhode Island.


Fun - feel good... after everything we go through... sounds lovely to us!

Toodles.

Angelina Jolie to become a Mom AGAIN!

From Bangshowbiz.biz:

The actress- who recently adopted Vietnamese son Pax Thien, and also has a Cambodian son Maddox and Ethiopian daughter Zahara - reportedly wants to adopt a girl from Chad to "balance the family".


A source discussing Angelina's family - which also consists of Cambodian son Maddox, Ethiopian daughter Zahara and Angelina's natural daughter Shiloh with lover Brad Pitt- said: "Angelina and Brad want to make sure Zahara doesn't feel alienated as the only black face in their family.


"She feels the children need a balance of faces in their life." Angelina is said to have fallen in love with a one-year-old girl from Oure Cassoni and asked her lawyers to begin the adoption process.


The source added to Britain's News of the World newspaper: "She is hoping to have her daughter home by the summer." Angelina, 31, recently hinted that she wanted to have a balanced family.

She said: "Should you balance the races, so there's another African person in the house for Zahara, after another Asian person in the house for Mad? We think so.
"Shiloh has Brad and me to look at."


Let's see... she is already an absent mother to her bio baby, and reduced her "lover" Pitt, to Mr. Mom - we are sure his parents are thrilled!

Now, she plans on adding another child?!

Dear "do gooder" wannabe Jolie needs to learn that part of being a good mother is actually "being there". With her new movie "Wanted" she just signed up for ... and trapezing here and there to increase her feeling of value... she is the doing exactly what a "bad" mother does. Leaving her children for someone else to care for... those poor little darlings... especially uncared for Shiloh. When will dear Angelina learn... no matter how many she adds to her collection... it will not make her feel whole. The bravery in motherhood comes with actually raising children not acquiring them.

Toodles.