Coco Scene! McCartney Mills Divorce Settlement - 46.8 million!

By JILL LAWLESS

LONDON (AP) — A judge has awarded Heather Mills a total of $48.6 million in the financial settlement of her divorce from former Beatle Paul McCartney.

A document released by the Family Court says the judge awarded Mills a lump sum of $33 million plus assets she currently holds worth $15.6 million. Mills says she is "very happy" with the settlement.

From Pr-inside:
The court ruled that the couple's daughter should receive a «periodical payments order» of 35,000 pounds (around US$70,000 or €45,000) a year. On top of that, McCartney will pay for the child's nanny and school fees.


The settlement has been a long time coming for the couple, who separated two years ago, after four years of marriage. At the time they said the parting was «amicable» and insisted «both of us still care about each other very much.
But the split has grown fractious since McCartney filed for divorce alleging his wife's «unreasonable behavior.
Mills claimed McCartney failed to protect her and their daughter from slander, death threats and other abuse, and accused the media of persecuting her. In November, Mills said she had been «treated worse than a murderer or a pedophile,» despite years of work for land mine victims and animal welfare charities.

When a woman continually speaks of charity work ... and what they will give charity...using money from someone else's fortune as she is assured of a salaried nanny for her 1 child... well... let us just say... certain words come to mind.. gold digger..sad......never Coco.

Hooray! Heather Mills is cast out!

We do not understand why all we are hearing about is how popular so called "charity activist" Mills was... even when she had a decent score from the Judges, Mills still landed in the "Bottom 2". The reason why is obvious... no one liked her enough to vote for her! When we look at others who scored far lower with the Judges... like John Ratzenberger or Billy Ray Cyrus... it is clear that America has spoken... and we do not like Heather Mills.
Cherio.. Heather.. bless her gold digging heart.


Toodles.

Dancing with the Stars... Hooray Heather is in bottom 2..

Although we sorry to see the Clyde Drexler go... we would have much rather see the "charity activist" Heather go bye,bye... we think perhaps it was to be expected eventually. Mr. Dexler seems to be charming and gracious man, absolute phenom in basketball, who worked very hard at his routines.... but never seemed comfortable on the dance floor.

Can we only hope that Heather Mills will make a speedy exit soon!

Clearly, the Judges are afraid to criticize her for anything ... they think it is not PC... they need to remember this is merely a publicity stunt for her... Mills is trying to add any positives she can in the U.S., since her own home country wants nothing to do with her!

Maybe she is less popular than she thought. If she doesn't score high on her routine... she doesn't have the fans calling in for her... Unlike the very popular Billy Ray Cyrus.

We think she needs to go...

We also think it will eventually come down to Joey Fatone and Apolo Anton Ohno...

Toodles.

Divorce Hollywood Style

From TMZ:



Forbes just released the top ten most expensive celebrity divorces. At the top of the A-list, fat cash bust-ups is the pending divorce between millionaire baller Michael Jordan and his wife of 18 years -- which could cost Mike more than $150 million. Nothin' but net!



Harrison Ford, Kevin Costner, Steven Spielberg and Mick Jagger and their respective exes also rank high on the ka-ching split list. And let's not forget Paul McCartney and Heather Mills' split (ranked at number 6 on the list), which could cost the former Beatle an arm and a leg ... more than $60 million!

That's right dear Heather, you had more of your own money before you married Paul... now you will soon have money without the benefit of marriage... and it only took a couple of years..
How touching to see that marriage is so valued... at least in terms of money.

Toodles.

Dancing with the Stars... Leeza.. NEXT

Yes, it is geeky but we switch to other shows as we admit to no one that we actually watch this cheez!

We think Leeza is next to go..bye,bye. Good costume this week though... she finally looked the part last night in her black outfit and her hair really done wild.


We applaud the judges for finally criticizing that unstable Mills "charity activist"... whatever that means in the real world!..

But, alas, we see Leeza departing next.

Toodles.

Dancing with the Stars... bye bye Miss American Pie

What can we say... we called it last week.

Say bye bye to Ken and Barbie:

We think she just didn't have name recognition. He is just odd looking.

Next out...

Leeza ... maybe?

She just needs someone to help with those costumes...

Or Maybe it will be "Cliff"...

But we actually like them... this one is solely on audience support..

Who will win?

We think...

Joey Fatone

Apollo Anton Ohno

This is just an early guess, factoring in things like cuteness, ability to dance. There is always Laila Ali also... but all we know is that if "Charity Activist" Mills wins... America loses ... to a complete PR put on... she is slimy. Yuck!

Toodles

D-I-V-O-R-C-E surprise for Britney and K-Fed

From bangshowbiz.biz:

The couple, who married in September 2004 before Britney filed for divorce last November, agreed the deal during a five-hour meeting in Los Angeles yesterday (29.03.07).
Kevin is rumoured to be receiving a $1 million payment, with the couple sharing custody of their two sons, 18-month-old Sean Preston and Jayden James, six months.
A spokesman for Kevin's attorney said: "The parties signed a global agreement on all issues of their marriage and custody of their children." He refused to elaborate on the terms of the settlement, but revealed they had reached an agreement on financial matters.
A judge must approve the agreement before the divorce is finalised.
During the meeting, Kevin, 29, took a cigarette break and Britney, 25, followed him outside where they spent 15 minutes talking.
The meeting took place in Britney's attorney Laura Wasser's office in California's Century City.
The estranged couple agreed to temporarily share custody of their sons in January, but Kevin took over custody when Britney checked into Malibu's Promises Rehab centre in February.


Who in the world would have guessed that K-Fed would turn out to be a nice guy?!!!

We kept awaiting word that Britney would be crucified in the divorce for being the poster child for birth control....but ... K-Fed turned out to be really decent... or at least appears to be.. we give snaps to the young ex-couple for making better choices than say... the soon to be ex-McCartney.

Now with self proclaimed "charity activist" (we still cannot figure what she actually does for a salary!) Mills..... there is a poster child for the iron clad prenup!


Toodles.

Dancing with the Stars... more cheez

We were so glad to see that Hannah Montana's Daddy...

er.. we mean ... Billy Ray Cyrus was still in the mix after the first round of cuts on Dancing with the Stars..Our daughters were relieved!

Heather,the single legged, gold-digging, "look at me! Aren't I amazing?!" Mills, unfortunately remains... hmm.. a "charity activist"... how does she actually make a living? ... other than through McCartney money.

Former 80's Pinup girl bid us farewell... it is sad when someone who was a Car's Babe from Drive doesn't make it through the first round... dear.. not aging well Paulina...good pic though..

We see a departure in the future of Shandi... poor thing.

Toodles for now..

Dancing with the Stars... cheez

Yes, we know... Dancing with the Stars is the most Cheezy bit of TV out there... but, we have to admit... we watched..

After all, it was very important to see if the McCartney Gold-digger, Heather Mills, would really "break a leg"... No, she did not improve her image with us... no matter how "brave" everyone wants to claim she is - she is still trying to take Paul McCartney (the cute one) to the cleaners. We can still see a publicity stunt when it is presented to us... dear Heather.

We also wanted to know if "Hannah Montana" would be watching her Daddy. Well, maybe not "we" but certainly our daughters that are aligned with the Disney Channel. BTW - yes, voted 3 times for Billy Ray out of shear loyalty.

As for the rest... well, John Ratzenberg was really decent. Laila Ali was really good. Joey Fatone was really entertaining. Clyde Drexler maintained his cool... but... we have to say, the judges called (former Miss USA) Shandi Finnessey and her partner "Barbie and Ken" ... our opinion is that the true "Barbie and Ken" was the last couple Apollo Anton Ohno and his partner... wow... those two together were just adorable.

It is completely cheezy.. but we want to see what happens next... hopefully Heather (full of herself) Mills will say so long to the U.S.... but some people buy that she's a martyr.. geez... she is soo not attractive... and such an uncoco anything mother.. did she mention her daughter?
What a train wreck..

Toodles!