Nicole Richie and chic maternity...
Nicole Richie is having a baby... let's see, after her DUI arrests, her issues with food and her lack of marriage... let's celebrate the fact that darling Nicole at least knows the baby daddy is Joel Madden and dresses fabulously well(we are not blind!).
We can only hope that she finds a good nanny to actually raise the poor "Baby Richie"... or will it be "Baby Madden" ??? One never knows...
Brangelina...
Lack of marriage
Lack of faithfulness (we must remember this is dear Angie's second noted stealing of a committed man)
Even lack of love for your own "biological baby".....
is hardly in the way of successful parenting in Angelina Jolie's "how to be the ideal Mom" handbook.
We would mention Brad (Dear Angie's boy toy) but everyone knows he is simply a famous ornament .... unpaid nanny man... proof that being beautiful does not exclude you from being a doormat.
Oh the strangeness of it all... as we read all about the lovely families...we can only think one thing...time for a quick mani... and relieve the babysitter! We all have priorities darling.
Toodles!
